PIG PUMPIN'

Coming soon: real pig audio!

There are times in a guy's life when the longing to feel a warm body next to you just consumes you.
When you'd miss hockey playoffs just to have her soft lips on yours.
When all you want to do is go to bed so you can wake up next to that dreamy-eyed love of your life.

Ah fuck, who am I kidding here? Sometimes ya just gotta stick it in a big pig!

Contrary to popular belief, there are many types of pigs. You've got the garden variety heffer,
but there's also the Old Pig (commonly referred to as "Cougars"), the Skanky Pig, and the Dirty Pig.

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